Something Negative
About Scotland

Hire SNAS!

SNAS will play pretty much anywhere. Stadiums, large music venues, small music venues, public parks, your neighbor's basement, your cousin's birthday party, anything really. Just drop us a line!

[Update: July 2009]

Actually, it just got really hard to hire SNAS. I mean, we're still happy to play for you, you just have to purchase them all airfare to wherever it is you want us to play. You also have to supply instruments. And Sexy Andrew won't go on unless you've got a bowl the size of a jumbo popcorn tub of M&M's backstage with all the yellow ones picked out. Oh, British Andrew also demands that you supply a barrel of Lucozade that's no smaller than a fishbowl, but no larger than a kiddie swimming pool. And finally, Noah demands a corn smorgasbord to be ready immediately after the show. But if you can manage to do all that, SNAS will play for you, no problem.