Something Negative
About Scotland

Caution: SNAS may in fact rock too hard.

We here at SNAS are first and foremost concerned about you, our fans. This is why we've put together this warning list. Because we care.

When attending a SNAS concert or listening to SNAS recordings, there is a possibility of physical illness or injury including, but not limited to, the following natures:

• Face Melting
• Neck Strain due to excessive rocking
• Eye Burning due to direct exposure to awesomeness
• Trampling by stampedes of crazed groupies
• Extended Sexual Arousal
• Ears welding to your headphones
• Alien Invasion
• Brains melting directly out your ears
• Lacerations from flying guitar strings
• Zombie Uprising
• Fights because of marital strife due to wife and/or husband longing for SNAS
• Spontaneous Combustion
• Unexpected Bowel Movements
• Groupie Knife Fights
• Nuclear Explosion
• Sudden Cravings for Marmalade

Please bear in mind the possible side effects of SNAS before enjoying. SNAS bears no responsibility for any negative effects. If symptoms persist for more than 48 hours, please contact a physician. Please enjoy SNAS responsibly.